Okay, start with I’m…

Favorite Color

[x]Blue = a backstabbing
[ ]Red = a blood-thirsty
[ ]Yellow = a desperate
[ ]Purple = a happy
[ ]Green = a jealous
[ ]Orange = a perverted
[ ]White = a dumb
[ ]Black = a mysterious
[ ]Brown = a silly
[ ]Pink = a sassy

Favorite Animal

[ ]Cat = vampire
[ ]Dog = werewolf
[ ]Snake = zombie
[ ]Lizard = jock
[ ]Fish = loser
[ ]Toad/Frog = delinquent
[ ]Turtle/Tortoise= party freak
[ ]Mouse/Rat = creep
[ ]Bird= serial killer
[x]Other = lunatic

Favorite Flower

[ ]Lilac = who picked the nose of
[x]Lily = who shaved
[ ]Rose = who drank the blood of
[ ]Blossom = who posed nude with
[ ]Daffodil = who danced the robot with
[ ]Sunflower = who ate crunchy milk with
[ ]Carnation = who farted on
[ ]Daisy = who gratified
[ ]Violet = who slept with
[ ]Hibiscus = who sneezed on
[ ]None = who was shoved in dog poop by (is "none" like none of these or as i thought "i dont have a favorite)
(my favorite is a camellia represent! or blue forget-me-nots)

Favorite Pokemon

[ ]Pikachu = Peter Griffin
[ ]Eevee = Brittany Spears
[ ]Meowth = the Beatles
[ ]Pichu = a nerd
[ ]Vulpix = Your mom
[ ]Mew = a gay person
[ ]Mewtwo = A psychopath
[ ]Totodile = a monkey
[ ]Cynadquil = the mailman
[ ]Chickorita = a four year old
[x]Other = an elder

Favorite Restaurant

[ ]Pizza Hut = because I was bored
[ ]KFC = because Godzilla dared me to
[ ]McDonalds = because I wanted to
[ ]Burger king = because I had to get rid of a booger up my nose
[ ]White Castle = because I was running from a Werewolf
[ ]Dominos = because I was hypnotized to do it
[ ]Wendy’s = because Santa Claus came down my chimney
[ ]IHOP = because I’m smooth like that
[ ]Dairy Queen = because I unthawed into the future
[x]Other = because I was grounded to my room and I didn’t want to listen

I'm a backstabbing lunatic who shaved an elder because because I was grounded to my room and I didn’t want to listen.

Erm wow. How...random?


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